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10 April 2006

World of Workout

Laura's always trying to get me to go to the gym. Maybe if they had video games.

Laura’s always trying to talk me into going to the gym (I know, I know, I used to go and pretend I liked it—those were the good old days). It’s not that I don’t see the benefits of regular exercise. I just don’t need it. I’m young, trim and reasonably healthy. Sure, I’m a 170-pound weakling, but in my line of work, buffness just doesn’t really get you that far. I’m sure I’d feel better if I exercised, but I feel OK already.

What it comes down to is a lack of motivation. When I make excuses, I always say that if I could find some activity I actually enjoyed that happened to be exercise, it would be a lot easier to get motivated to actually do it more than once a year. But I suck at sports and I’m embarrassingly prone to injury (I got injured playing kickball for crying out loud).

Like any good geek though, I play lots of video games. One night while she was tying her running shoes (and I hunched over World of Warcraft), Laura had an idea. If someone could just combine video games with exercise, people like me would be all over it.

As Laura put it, “it would be the babeification of the American nerd population.”

World of Warcraft is the perfect candidate for exercise-ification because it’s already tediously repetitive (just like real exercise). Run here, kill these five monsters, run back, get sweet gear so you can run faster and kill more monsters. If all that required exerting actual energy instead of just mashing keys, it would be some workout.

So here’s the idea. You need some kind of stationary bike or elliptical machine with grip handles, all connected to tension rods with the resistance and speed all wired up to a game console.

The game has to be awesome though, not some janky little exercise game. There’s a reason nobody bought the PowerPad – the only games that you could play were track and field and aerobics. And no dancing either.

An MMORPG would be great for the addictive qualities, but all the quests would be designed to give you a balanced workout. So to complete one quest you’d have to do some running to get around and some upper body work to kill monsters or collect stuff. And at the end, along with getting 35 silver and a shiny new axe with +30 attack power, you’d also get, well, buff.

Geeks all over the world who are addicted to games like Warcrack could be jonesing for exercise without even trying. Obviously, there are potential downsides, like geeks all over the world collapsing from overexertion when they try to play on their normal all-night schedule fueled by mountain dew and cheetos. But you can probably cover that in the EULA.

Now it just needs a catchy name. I’m pretty hot on “World of Workout” for the first title, but Laura is thinking bigger. While I was working last night she asked, “will you google gymcades for me?”

Comments

  1. 13 April 2006

    Robert

    The last thing we need is the American Nerd Population being strong enough to defend themselves. In fact, maybe America’s young people need to start picking on geeks again, in more agressive ways. Our population and its interests has become so fragmented that everyone leaves each other alone. We need less of that, and more chasing geeks and throwing nerds into their lockers. Endurance is the beginning of any strong workout regimen.

  2. 13 April 2006

    Wilson Miner

    That doesn’t sound like fun. Bully.

  3. 28 April 2006

    Virginia Murdoch

    Oh my god, I LOVE this idea. I also suffer from lack of motivation to go to the gym (although I know I feel / look / work better if I do), and at the moment I schedule my visits to coincide with cable replays of my footy team’s weekend game. But if my team has lost, then I don’t really want to sit (or rather, run or ride) through it again. Video games would be the perfect kind of active involvement.